"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." --Voltaire
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
How well do you know yourself?
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Why is there is no moose amongst the symbolic animals on this test? Everyone knows that the moose is highly symbolic in Tantric Buddhism:
"A M00se once bit my sister ... TITLE IN: TITLE OUT: Costume Designer HAZEL PETHING then: No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink". TITLE OUT: TITLE IN: We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. then: Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ... TITLE OUT: TITLE IN: We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. FADE OUT: FADE IN: Production Manager JULLIAN DOYLE Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON Special Effects JOHN HORTON Choreography Fight Director & Period Consultant JOHN WALKER Make-up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE Photography JULLIAN DOYLE Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN M00se Trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA DISSOLVE TO: Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL DISSOLVE TO: Designer ROY SMITH M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME M00se trained to mix concrete and sign com- plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG DISSOLVE TO: Editor JOHN HACKNEY M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTORM-SLATER WALKER
Large m00se on the left half side of the screen in the third scene from the end,given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER TITLE OUT: TITLE IN: The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, with it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute."
"And wasn't life about service? Didn't I have enough pleasure in my life and wasn't it now time to help ease the pain of others? And the Bodhisatva's vow came to me: If all people can't reside in a state of pleasure in Southern California, then no one can until all can." -- Spalding Gray, Swimming to Cambodia
3 comments:
Why is there is no moose amongst the symbolic animals on this test? Everyone knows that the moose is highly symbolic in Tantric Buddhism:
"A M00se once bit my sister ...
TITLE IN:
TITLE OUT:
Costume Designer
HAZEL PETHING
then:
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se
with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
Nordfink".
TITLE OUT:
TITLE IN:
We apologize for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
then:
Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...
TITLE OUT:
TITLE IN:
We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
Production Manager JULLIAN DOYLE
Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON
Special Effects JOHN HORTON
Choreography
Fight Director &
Period Consultant JOHN WALKER
Make-up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE
Photography JULLIAN DOYLE
Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN
M00se Trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA
DISSOLVE TO:
Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD
Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT
M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
DISSOLVE TO:
Designer ROY SMITH
M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
M00se trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
DISSOLVE TO:
Editor JOHN HACKNEY
M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTORM-SLATER WALKER
Large m00se on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end,given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
TITLE OUT:
TITLE IN:
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, with it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute."
"And wasn't life about service? Didn't I have enough pleasure in my life and wasn't it now time to help ease the pain of others? And the Bodhisatva's vow came to me: If all people can't reside in a state of pleasure in Southern California, then no one can until all can." -- Spalding Gray, Swimming to Cambodia
you all are weird!!
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