Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
TELPAS
Click on this link to go to TELPAS:
Then scroll to the bottom of the page and click on the exam for your grade level.
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Friday, February 28, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Resources for Ms. Luther's Class
Instructions for locating Resume Templates:
Open Microsoft Word.
Click on the Microsoft button in the upper left hand corner.
Click on "New."
Click on the Resume tab.
Friday, December 13, 2013
Paraprosdokians
PARAPROSDOKIANS, (Winston Churchill loved them), are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left...
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
11. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
13. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
14. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
15. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
16. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
17. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
18. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
19. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
20. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Friday, December 6, 2013
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Monday, September 30, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013
New Books!
Over 180 new titles have been added to the library collection over the summer, including:
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Monday, December 3, 2012
New Book Order
A new book order is currently being prepared.
Please give any recommendations to the librarian.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
New Book Shipment
Below are some of the new books that have just been delivered to the Furr Library.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
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